me dealing with my grandma while sober:

mamae: you are so ungrateful, and you do nothing, and i don’t even know why you are here, you have no purpose in life.

me: what do you mean i don’t do anything, i fix all your food and give you your medicine and take you to doctors and do everything!

me dealing with my grandma while high:

mamae: you are so ungrateful, and you do nothing, and i don’t even know why you are here, you have no purpose in life.

me: woah, are you hungry, lets go in the kitchen and eat something.