interview an entrepenuer. The only one I know is my bosses brother. And he owns a chop shop. And deals drugs out of it…allegedly.

So we are sitting at this mexican bar at 3 in the afternoon. He’s drinking a beer and flirting with the bartender.

Me: what have been some of the greatest challenges in making your business successful.

David: well like maybe I guess the bookies. Yeah, and the cops. Like whenever I get arrested I loose capital and shit, you know.

Me: discuss competition, and how you’ve addressed your competition.

David: well I can’t really tell you. But allegedly I’m good at making them dissapear. But like I was never convicted or anything. Probably they just up and left, you know.

Me: miss, can I have a crowne and coke.

Now I’m gonna have to spin all this and make it sound like I interviewed a respectful garage owner. I have 6 pages of quotes that’s say things like “the economic downturn has helped my business cause like people are depressed so they buy pharmecueticals.”